It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
Author Unknown at this time.... could pretty much be anybody in this state!
7 comments:
HA! I've heard that one before, it cracks me up every time...because sadly, it's true.
lol!
try to stay warm - i hear cuddling is great for that!
RYC: i've added the book to my list (along with the eggerich ones) - and i'm planning a trip to the used bookstore soon.
Hmmmm sounds very similar to a poem I saw on AuntLoisSays. It's pretty bad in IN too!
Jennifer is correct. I posted that with a picture on last Friday's Funnies. I did not write the poem. Someone sent it to me.
It fits though.
Aunt Lois
So funny! I could very well substitute "Alberta" for "Iowa" and it would describe our winters perfectly! The frozen snot is definitely the worst! I HATE that feeling!
hilarious!!!! never heard that before. . . .but it could be true here in MI too, especially this crazy winter!
hilarious!!!! never heard that before. . . .but it could be true here in MI too, especially this crazy winter!
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