It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
Author Unknown at this time.... could pretty much be anybody in this state!
